[Fine, if you're going be on your knees like that like a bitch then she's just going to sit on the floor too!! It's just too awkward for her to talk down at someone like this.

So she gets herself all comfy in front of him. In the middle of the hall. You crazy kids.]

Um, well...

This place... it's a castle known as "Paradisa". And I know this might be hard to believe but it's actually sentient and has magic powers...

[she pauses]