Y'know, the Raptor-A alterna frame? Finest piece of Hazaethian technology to date? Looks like the Raptor aircraft half the time? [Oh my god lady, you can't seriously not know this?!]

... right. Anyone knows kidnapping is a bad enough felony as it is, but the capture of a member of the Hazaeth military is just looking for even more trouble.

So have you seen a stuffy kashia with short blue hair? Uptight as hell, never out of uniform? Feathers like these- [He tugs at one of his ear feathers] -and has the most gorgeous woman for a twin sister? Not to say you're not gorgeous too but-

[Just stop while you're ahead, Mobius. Seriously.]