[This place was a maze, seriously, she was about to take out her lipstick and leave little Plumrose Wine arrows and x's to let her know where she'd been. It was too early, she was cranky and she'd spent the last 3 hours trying to find the damned kitchen, so naturally when she spotted Jason she jogged over.]

Hell strangely dressed child. I'm in serious need of caffeine, there aren't words int he English language to covey my need for coffee right now. So please tell me you know where the kitchen is.