wholesales: (► Y u mad tho?)
Steel Princess Ymir ([personal profile] wholesales) wrote in [community profile] paradisamemes 2013-08-19 01:17 am (UTC)

hello beautiful

[Haha too late, should've run, missy

She begins to go into one of her sales spiels, putting her massive armored hand under her chin and stroking it, smiling extra wide and looking as confident as she can.]


Oi, don't touch the merchandise unless you're paying for it, but anyways welcome to my shop and as you can see I made all these and----

[Wait, what the hell did you say? She shakes her curly haired head out and looks at you like you're high on something.]

Uh, that's clearly my name. Princess Ymir of Steel Mountain. The dwarf region, ya know? Nice try but I ain't giving you a fucking freebie, if that's what you're after.

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