[It's painfully easy to catch someone who a) does not have any real fight experience, and b) has decided that the best supervillain outfit he can make is one with lots of convenient buckles to hook with a hockey stick. Chris goes down with a literal clatter, twisting around on his back and aiming his reloaded weapons at Casey's face]
You stay the fuck away from me, you carbon-copy rip-off jackass!
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You stay the fuck away from me, you carbon-copy rip-off jackass!