[ Here's Spider-manboy perched up on top of the wall right above the castle's front doors, staring out across the castle lawn. Is that a forlorn look on his face?

God only knows, because this loser still has his mask on. He does give an exaggerated sigh though, so there's so indication of his mood right now. Also speaking in a loud voice like he's actually trying to get the attention of anyone that might be walking through the door under him right now. ]

What's the chances I'll wake up if I pinch myself hard enough, and this will all turn out to be some terrible dream. Sure I've been beaten black and blue here several times before and it didn't do anything to wake me up, but hope springs eternal, am I right?

[ A pause. ]

I have no idea if I used that quote correctly.