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Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week!

paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

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[ and he is a borgia.

even with his mood black and the desire for blood at the forefront of his mind he has enough sense not to react rashly to the shove. he takes it (not enough time to avoid it), taking a step back. ]

Whatever I have done to cause offense, it was not intentional I assure you. [ sound like you mean it cesare. but seriously, do you go around shoving every guy you come across in a hallway steph? ]

[Irrational this may be, but dammit, she's mad. Hurt, too, like she's been ever since Lucrezia more or less dumped her. Steph's never taken rejection well, and Cesare not immediately swinging at her makes her angrier.

Screw this family.]

Hey, wanna hear something funny?

[She's invading his personal space. She'll be ashamed, later. But that's for Future Stephanie to deal with.]

[ he is tires of this already. of this girl and her anger towards him, for something he does not know, but then he has never been well liked. most of rome spits and curses his name, her animosity is not new. ]

I have never held much love for jests.

[ yet he feels she will speak it regardless. ]

[He's right about that.]

Your sister? Darling Lucrezia? Freakin' crazy! Like--crazy crazy. The moment your back is turned, she shacks up with some equally crazy guy. Joshua Christopher. Look him up.

Oh. You're welcome.

[This is probably one of the most petty things she's ever done, but for a moment it feels good.

Then it feels bad--she'd still break Cesare's hands if he dared to hurt Lucrezia, but throwing people under the bus is never heroic.]

Hold your tongue! [ it takes much of his restrain, too much, to keep himself from slamming her against the nearest wall and hold a blade to her throat. his hands curl into fists and tremble, knuckles turning white.

they make little sense, her words, but he knows a slight when he hears one and about lucrezia- he has killed for that, he has killed for more and perhaps one day for less. ]

I do not know who you are and I do not care, but do not speak ill of her again. I will make you regret it.

[ but lucrezia is here. there is some comfort in that, though hollow and bittersweet. ]

[Good, he's angry. It's a tiny little victory that Steph will take.]

Yeah? What are you going to do, Cesare?

[She might as well said "come at me bro." When she tells others about this encounter, she'll be sure to tone down her part.]

[ everything, and nothing. his jaw sets, eyes narrow and hands shake with the strain he places upon them.

her reply is silence and a heated glare, then he turns for his priorities have shifted. lucrezia is here within these walls and he must find her, must see her safe before he slaughters whoever is responsible for tearing them both from the protection of rome. ]

Wow, rude. Do they not teach manners in Rome? Wait, I know the answer to this one!

[Which is NO. Steph follows after Cesare.]

Problem, Cesare?

[ god above, does this girl not quit? his jaw sets and he stops, but does not turn. ]

We have nothing more to discuss lady, leave me. [ any pleasantries in his voice are all but gone at this point. ]

And if I don't?

[She stops, behind him.]

Have you nothing better to do? [ he turns now, eyes hard. ] Then to assault each man that crosses your path?

[She smiles, easily.]

Not right now, no. I'm all yours, Cesare.

[ guess who has no time for this? five points if you guessed cesare borgia. ]

Find better use for your time. [ whoop, stalking off again. gotta find lucreiza, yo. ]

[Okay, being a little more forward and reaching for his shoulder to stop him. BRING IT.]

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