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[paradisamods]

  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

hi Senri did you miss me

[bro_codebreaker]

[Barney looks up from making his morning coffee and smirks]

How do you like 'em?

hey baby hey baby hey OwO

[payback]

[She straightens up and glances back - oh, she remembers this guy. They spent a day locked in a room together that one time. Valentine's Day, right? She's pretty sure it was Valentine's Day.]

I want sunny side up and toast... [head tilt] Do y'mean you'll cook them?

[bro_codebreaker]

[UGH RIN THE APPROPRIATE ANSWER IS "fertilized" COME ON. too bad that line NEVER works. Barney shrugs. eh, he'll just have to use a Play instead]

I did used to be the most famous short order cook in Manhattan, so. Sure thing.

[Barney no stop]

[payback]

[HEH HEH BARNEY LET YOU DOWN

she promptly takes out three eggs and st ands up, kicking the fridge shut.]

Find a pan.

[bro_codebreaker]

... [yes ma'am. ooh. he does like the feisty ones. ... this might be promising, if he can, uh, you know. actually manage to cook something edible]

Oooooooonnnnne second ...

[rummage rummage rummage.]

[payback]

[Sets the eggs on the counter, opens the fridge again, gets out a block of cheese and a handful of cherry tomatoes from who knows where]

Mmm, eggs... mmm, it's been so long since I had anything... maybe I want an omelet.

[bro_codebreaker]

What, were you stuck as a vase or something? Why couldn't you eat?

[payback]

No! I live outside. But it's been a while since I've been in a kitchen like this!