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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

Scenario B!

[pastina]

[Ooh. Ooh, what is that box the girl's looking at? Is that a...]

Is that a kitty cat?

[fuhgottaboutit]

[For a moment, Osaka doesn't respond... but she did hear you, it's just how the pacing of her show works. So eventually she nods.]

I think so. It doesn't have a cat's body, though.

[pastina]

[That's okay. Italy's finding himself drawn into the cat's journey himself.]

What's it's body made out of though? Ve, it looks like a sweet, but not any sweet I've seen...

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Squints.] ... Cake? Or maybe a ... a pop-tart. Yeah, it's a pop-tart.

[pastina]

What's a pop tart? Is it like a regular tart, but it pops up like a rabbit?

[fuhgottaboutit]

[That's actually a good question. How do you explain so fundamental a concept as pop-tarts? ... And why are they called pop-tarts, anyway?]

Maybe it's 'cause if you cook 'em wrong, they'll explode.

[pastina]

Huh?!?

[Oh dear Lord he looks petrified.]

E-Explode? But it's bad if food explodes, you can't eat it if it explodes!!!!

[fuhgottaboutit]

Yeah, exactly! So that's why you gotta cook 'em right.

[pastina]

B-But then how do you cook them...?