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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[forchrista]

Paradise, huh? Wouldn't think there'd be a place like that left.

So is this inside Wall Sina or something? [You'd think that you could definitely see the walls if it were, but Ymir kind of doubted that there'd be a place called Paradisa inside of Wall Rose. It was definitely a Sina-esque name. ]

[bezazzled]

Paradis-a. The A at the end separates it from the actual thing because lemme tell you, as nice as this place is? It's equal parts not-so-nice sometimes.

[She rubs the back of her neck, trying to think of how to word this...]

I'm not really sure what wall you're talking about, though. If it's something from where you're from, it's definitely not here.

[forchrista]

[ W a i t

hold everything

Does this mean they're outside the walls? True, Ymir had been outside the walls before waking up in that weird castle, but...

No time for wondering right now. Ymir's trying not to look too perturbed in front of the kid, but she's snapped on two sword blades to her 3DMG and has turned her attention away from Mabel, scanning outward as far as she can see. ]

How do you keep away the titans?

[bezazzled]

[Whoa there! This is not exactly going as planned but it's cool, Mabel can roll with the punches, hopefully.]

Hey, it's okay! Your titan thingies aren't here either. It's crazy, but this is actually a totally different world and/or dimension. You're relatively safe!

[forchrista]

[ Do you see this look, Mabel? This is the look given when a line has been crossed from "humoring a kid" to "this kid is fucking nuts." ]

Titans are everywhere, kid. Except for inside the walls. [ .......Well. Something like that. Either way, just kind of... ignoring the part about it being a different world and/or dimension. There's crazy, then there's crazy. ]

[bezazzled]

[Yep. This girl thinks Mabel's crazy. For a second, she was beginning to think she was from a place that believed in these sorts of things. Alas!]

Okay, look. I know what you're thinking. I thought the same thing! But trust me on this one. We are so far away from wherever those titan dudes.

[Think, Mabel, think!]

Is there magic where you're from? Just--humor me.

[forchrista]

[ If only. ]

All right, kid, this is me humoring you. No, we don't have magic.

[bezazzled]

Okay! So. If you don't have magic where you're from, then you wouldn't be able to do this, would you?

[She clears her throat and opens her palm face up.]

Paradisa? I wish for a warm, chocolate brownie.

[It takes a moment, but lo and behold, there is now a brownie in her hand.]