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[paradisamods]

  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[kublan]

Yeah, dude. You don't tell me what to do. You may be a cop where you came from, but in here you're just a regular man.

[batmanbungledeverything]

Listen here bub. Doesn't matter where I am, a cops a cop.

[kublan]

Doesn't matter if you're a cop too. I'm not listening to you.

[batmanbungledeverything]

A scumbag chirpin' authority figures. Maybe I'm not so far from home after all.

[kublan]

Sounds like a good thing, so turn that frown upside down it makes your double-chin look bigger.

[batmanbungledeverything]

Bah. A black eye and a couple of bruises would do wonders to your mug and attitude.

[kublan]

You really think purple is my shade?

[He just laughed while he raided the fridge for some food. This guy is actually just as good, if not better, than Batman in hand-to-hand combat]

[batmanbungledeverything]

Suuuure, you should try it someday. Add a few cuts and scrapes here and there and you might find a dame that'll put up with you out of pity.

[kublan]

I don't know, chicks putting up with guys out of pity sounds more like your thing.

[batmanbungledeverything]

You just don't know when to shut your trap, do ya punk?

[kublan]

[He laughs again while he kept digging through the fridge. Eh, nothing that he could snack on. Just things he need to cook first. Ain't nobody got time for that]

Why? You gonna cry?

[batmanbungledeverything]

Just trying to help you not get slugged, that's all.

[kublan]

I'm touched about your concern.

[batmanbungledeverything]

Don't get all weepy on me now.

[kublan]

Says you and those tears on your very plump cheeks.

[batmanbungledeverything]

There ain't no tears on these cheeks bucko, and they certainly wouldn't be runnin' for you.

[kublan]

Yeah, I guess. You seem like the type to cry yourself to sleep every night anyway.

[Troy closes the fridge, taking out a beer instead of solid food like he hoped]