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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[captain_ressentiment]

Huh? --Oh, yeah! It would be safer to go in pairs, huh? [And he gets to escort a girl that isn't assaulting him! Sweeeet!

Though he pauses and looks down at his drenched uniform and sighs.]

Aww man, but this is the only thing I had... I can't just sit around for hours for it to dry.

[calleighfornia]

Well, there's prooobably stuff you could use inside the castle. I didn't get to check it out much, but it looks safe enough [Calleigh shrugged and started walking. Model strutting, more like. That's always how she walks, like she's on a runway all the time]

[captain_ressentiment]

[Daaaaaayum, girl. He'll start walking after her... uuugh, soggy shoes. Squishsquishsquish.]

It's actually safe in there? No... shadows or anything?

[calleighfornia]

Shadows? Is that what you and your friends call your bad guys?

Buuut like I said, you're the first sign of life I've seen here. So I'm not sure if there's any "shadows" in here. God, I hope not.

[captain_ressentiment]

Well, they're not necessarily bad guys, since they're... y'know... TV world monsters.

I'd be able to know in advance if there were any or not, but noooo, that bear and Rise-chan just had to go missing!

[calleighfornia]

TV world monsters... Huh.

I'm guessing these two buddies of yours can sense Shadows?

[Calleigh and Yosuke got into the lobby, which was empty. Calleigh looked around for a bathroom or something Yosuke could use to dry off]

1/2

[captain_ressentiment]

And they could be the ones that could find a way out of this place.

[He looks around the lobby, pretty relieved there aren't any shadows for the moment. Maybe they'll get lucky...

But the fact that he's still dripping wet and leaving a puddle is driving him nuts.]

Uuugh, this sucks. If anything right now, I just wish I had a towel...

2/2

[captain_ressentiment]

[Flop! Aaaand that's a towel appearing from no where and draping over his face.]

Wh-What just happened?!

Re: 2/2

[calleighfornia]

I don't know, suddenly you found a towel...? You're not a magician are you?

[snerk]

[captain_ressentiment]

[Magician in Arcana only!]

What?! All I said was that I wished for a towel!

[Flop, there's another one on his head.]

Dude, what's going on here?!

[calleighfornia]

Oh shit, I gotta try that. I wish for an iPod!

[And it dropped down on poor Yosuke's head]

[captain_ressentiment]

[Bonk!]

Oh come on, don't tell me I'm just gonna get random objects hitting my head now! Not cool, man!

[calleighfornia]

Hey I don't choose the landing spot. Don't tell me that.

[Calleigh picked up the device and puts it in her pocket. She'd definitely try and wish for more awesome stuff, but that should come later. And she wouldn't want a Fender electric guitar to fall on this guy's head now]

[captain_ressentiment]

[He appreciates that, Calleigh. Really, he does. He reaches up and pulls the two towels from his head.]

Okay, since it seems to be throwing stuff that we ask for... I wish for a dry set of clothes?

[Pop! Right on his head.]

... Isn't this joke old yet?!

[calleighfornia]

Haha, apparently not.

[Calleigh was just checking each hallway that connects to the lobby. One of them caught her interest in particular.]

Huh, I smell chlorine... [The smell is pretty strong too] There must be a pool in here somewhere. Weird. But if that's the case there must be changing rooms for you there.

[captain_ressentiment]

[He'll put a towel back on his head and start drying his hair.]

I sure hope so. Being this damp is totally miserable.

[calleighfornia]

Alright then, let's go.

[Calleigh takes the lead, entering the pool area and letting out an impressed gasp once she sees the giant indoor pool]

Niiiice~ Oh, right changing rooms. Uh... It's right there! [She points Yosuke to the door that says "Gentlemen"] I'll be right here, just scream if you see a Shadow or a giant spider. I'll kill it.