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[paradisamods]

  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[mrsawesome]

You bet your ass it is.

[Then she smiles.]

Still here, huh?

[onlyanapple]

Of course. Paradisa is my retirement plan, and I am to stick to it.

[mrsawesome]

Yeah? You can get all the other oldies together for a rousing game of interdimensional shuffleboard.

[onlyanapple]

Oh come on, now, Lilly. You know that's not my style. More...drinking binge.

[mrsawesome]

If you've never played drunk shuffleboard, then you're missing out.

[MARRIED LIFE.]

[onlyanapple]

Well, okay, I'll put that on my to-do list. It'll be fun.

So how's life treating you? Aside from drunk suffleboarding.

[mrsawesome]

You sure you wanna hear my boring old lady stories?

[onlyanapple]

I'll have you know I take great delight in your old lady stories.

[mrsawesome]

Even if it means I have to play boring regular shuffleboard instead of super awesome drunk shuffleboard now?

[onlyanapple]

Who says you can't get super awesome drunk as an old lady? Who put those rules down and where can I read them to point out how wrong they are?

[mrsawesome]

Can you also change the rules for pregnant old ladies, because seriously, I'm dying over here.

[onlyanapple]

[...]

Well, well. Congrats on the upcoming offspring.

[mrsawesome]

[beat

she considers.]

Seriously, though, can you? [She wiggles her fingers.] Do some super demon magic? Let me get trashed without ruining my future child's life?

[onlyanapple]

[He shrugs, giving her a wan smile]

Sorry, my 'super demon magic' doesn't cover that kind of thing.

[mrsawesome]

Shoot.

[She looks down, touching her belly. She only recently found out, it still doesn't feel real.

She smiles a little.]

Oh, well. The miracle of human life can cover it, I guess.

[onlyanapple]

[He arches a brow. He's seen it plenty of times before, but gives a soft shrug regardless]

Well, the chances of life are always stacked horribly against you. So I suppose so, yes.