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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[originalcopy]

Oh yeah, that sounds exactly like the sort of thing I'd love to waste my time doing... let me just pencil that into my calendar right now. Wait what... again?

You've been here before?

[girly_laps]

Okay, cool. I'll make sure I have on old guy blanket or some shit for you to take a nap when it all gets too much for you.

YEAH! I had an awesome time even if this place didn't let me have sex and this one time I got scarified to this goddess.

[originalcopy]

Pfft...Yeah that sounds awesome. Some loss... and getting sacrificed.

Sacrificed?! Really?

[girly_laps]

It gave my a chastity belt. It chafed like fuck.

Uh huh! I think she wanted some like...new shoes or shit?

[originalcopy]

Shoes? [Ohmygod Sister really? Holy fucking shit he forgot what dealing with you was like.]

Pfft. Aren't you supposed to sacrifice virgins?

[girly_laps]

Some shoes are really fucking pretty ok.

[Snort] There sure weren't many virgins THERE.

[originalcopy]

I'll uh, take your word for it. [Eyeroll... Chicks]

[Chuckle] I can't imagine why. So how long were you stuck here for?

[girly_laps]

Uhhhhhhh.

[This requires counting. She got to REALLY THINK now]

Two years?

[originalcopy]

[Sorry Sister, it's really cruel and unusual punishment force you to think like that.]

Holy shit really? I've haven't been here a year yet.

[girly_laps]

I took a break though so I guess it's like summer break?

[originalcopy]

Heh, yeah I guess so. Well, welcome back to Wonderfuck.

[And, at least for a short time, Church get's to be content that his team outnumbers the Freelancers. Not that he has anything really against the Freelancers, but this is HIS team. He hates them all in their own special way.]