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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

not as ridiculous as ymir

[forchrista]

[ Ymir's response is simple. A boot to the head. ]

I'm not going to duel a kid. I'd be the laughing stock of this entire place.

[ Just going to try and hold her in place with her foot. Glancin' around for something to.... contain her. ]

it's an innate trait of all ymirs to be ridiculous

[wholesales]

[Why you, you and your sneakiness and being taller than her and whatnot. She has her giant metal fist blow off steam again in an attempt to ram you over, only to find herself slowly being pushed downward into the dirt.

Goddammit.]

I already fucking said I'm not a kid! You don't even look any older than the queen of Gainos yourself, so look who's talking! Why I oughta...

[She just goes on and on, only managing to hack some grass away with her axe, completely lost in her own desperate attempt to salvage her ego.]

best starting trait ever

[forchrista]

I'm old enough. [ Not opening up that can of-

OH HEY, that trash can is perfect! She reaches over, foot still on shadow!Ymir, and picks up the whole thing. Then takes off the lid. Turns it upside-down.

Get off of midget!Ymir.

Is that trash can going over angry!Ymir? Yes, it totally is. Or at least not-so-angry-but-stil-angry!Ymir is trying to go for it.



idefk anymore ]

p much

[wholesales]

[Wow, what a rude broad.

Here's a dwarf Ymir jumping around angrily in a trash can. Her voice echoes against the metallic sides, as indignant as ever.]

D-Did you just beat me? No, it can't be over yet! I'm gonna find you somehow and beat you; the great Steel Princess Ymir hasn't give up yet!

[Read: She's pretty much done for.

She sort of hops around towards you and flails her feet around. It is the sorriest thing you'll ever see in your life.]

Take this, name stealing fiend!