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Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week!

paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

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[Nope, never. The plant turns it's 'head' towards him]

Who'd want to ignore you, pal?

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[Did that plant just...?]

Not a whole lot of people.

[He picks up another strike bag with one hand and hangs it]

[That's not good. It usually works better with hopeless losers with no friends to fall back on. Oh well. Two-ey marches on regardless. Or it would march if if had legs]

So, you new here? Fresh off the kidnap train?

[This guy has barely any good friends, but not that he cares. He sees the plant move]

Yeah... Kidnap train.

[Yeah, this thing is weird. His gut tells him this thing is bad news, so he steps away from the strike bags. But not after punching another bag off the hook]

[The plant uses sweet tones, or as sweet as it can manage. Nothing to worry about here, just a talking plant]

The welcome to Paradisa, pal. Home you're ready to have your head fucked with every which way you could imagine.

Thanks, but I don't plan on staying here for a while.

Sorry to break it to you, buster, but you ain't got no say in that matter at all. Better just sit back, and enjoy the ride.

[Troy just chuckled, smiling confidently as if he has a secret. He starts putting his vest and gear back on. But not in a hurry]

Yeah? How long have you been here to know that?

[There's a vague wave of a vine here]

Not long, I just pay myself a little bit of attention to that magic book we all get.

[Troy glanced at the creature again and noticed the vine. But more importantly, it's got fangs! That's not good. But he just nods while he puts his guns on their holsters]

Really? All I heard there were teenagers yammering about being bored.

[Some plants have fangs, Troy, gosh don't be so herbi-sict]

You've got to squint your eyes, open your ears an look past that, pal. 'Course, I'm willing to share what I've learned with little ol you.

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