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  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[bezazzled]

But I asked you first! It would be totally rude to talk about myself first.

[Neither of them are going anywhere.]

[telemysticist]

[Gideon rubs his temples and groans quietly. They're stuck in a loop, so looks like he's gonna have to speak first. As much as he hates lying to Mabel, it's... better if he just leaves out part of the truth. Yeah.]

Fine. I remember... ya broke my amulet.

[And that I shrunk you with a crystal flashlight. And summoned a demon to invade your uncle's mind. And stole the Mystery Shack. And chased you down with a giant robot. And then got arrested.
Of course he's not going to mention any of that.]

[bezazzled]

[LIL GIDEON THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.

Actually it'll just get Mabel even more pissed off.]

Because you totally tried to kill my brother! What else was I going to do?

[But that's not all and they both know it. She folds her arms and taps her foot, staring at him. She waits for him to continue, and when he doesn't...]

And?

[telemysticist]

Kill him?! Whadya think I am, insane?! I wasn't gonna kill him!

[Just cut out his tongue with a pair of lamb shears!
... He realizes that isn't much better.
Also, don't answer that question.]

I was just... tryin' ta'scare him off, so he wouldn't come between us again!

[Oh no, that stare.
He's gotta convince her that's the only thing he remembers though, or he's boned.]

... That's all.