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[paradisamods]

  Fourth Wall Meme

It's the return of the Fourth Wall Meme, and we're opening it for the next full week! paradisa does not allow non-members to post or comment in our main community, so we're offering this as a place to roleplay with our cast. Both character journals and personal journals are welcome, as well as doubles, original characters, AUs, whatever. Not all can be applied to the main game, but they're certainly welcome here.

Premise:
You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.
 

Format:
[Actions] Dialogue.

IE:
[Mickey Mouse enters the room, and sits down at the kitchen table.]

Gosh, guys, is this place ever swell!

What are you gonna do?

Comments

[grifshot]

We survive the crash. It's just the starvation, the rain, Cabooses's giant fucking robot, and Sarge that are going to kill us all.

We're relying on Donut to rescue us, Tucker. Donut.

[babyaliendaddy]

Ooooooh shit. That's ... Donut?

Yeah, we're fucked.

[grifshot]

Yup. And it's your fault.

[babyaliendaddy]

Hey, I take no blame for Donut.

[grifshot]

Yeah, Donut's not really your fault. He's Wash's fault.

The crash and starvation are yours.

[babyaliendaddy]

Exactly. Always blame Wash for Donut.

Well dude, you did need to go on a diet.

[grifshot]

No way. My body's a temple, and a diet would just ruin it.

[That's...not exactly how that works Grif...]

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, if your body is a temple, it's sort of like ... ruined....

[Not even in the slightest is that how it works.]

[grifshot]

So?

[He...doesn't really have a comeback.]

Whatever. Your body's ruined.

[babyaliendaddy]

Man, my body is in peak, lady pleasing, condition.

[grifshot]

If there are any ladies around.

[babyaliendaddy]

Where I am now? You would not believe how many ladies. Like ... at least ten.