Test Drive Meme!

[paradisamods]

TEST DRIVE MEME Welcome to the Test Drive Meme! Whether you're considering joining paradisa for the first time or you just want to test out a new muse, this is the place to do it. Only character journals allowed, please! Feel free to have your character roam any of the castle's rooms, grounds locations, or City Royale. Thanks for your interest, and have fun! Premise: You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.

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[tartanisstylish]

I am not on drugs.

[He'd say this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him, but that's patently not true, so: weirdest thing that's happened to him today. He tries to keep his eye on Chris without turning his head 360 degrees, which proves impossible.]

And if I was, I wouldn't give you any, that's absurd.

Az-- ra. Fell.

[Such pseudonym. Much guilty look.]

[mistconduct]

You want to know what's absurd? Your fucking face, dude.

[He stops walking just behind Aziraphale, and takes the opportunity to gesture with his gun]

Okay, Azra-fucker. I'm a little freaked out right now, so I want you to get on the floor on your stomach and shut the hell up. Do it. I'm not playing.