Test Drive Meme!

[paradisamods]

TEST DRIVE MEME Welcome to the Test Drive Meme! Whether you're considering joining paradisa for the first time or you just want to test out a new muse, this is the place to do it. Only character journals allowed, please! Feel free to have your character roam any of the castle's rooms, grounds locations, or City Royale. Thanks for your interest, and have fun! Premise: You wake up in a giant, magical castle. Everything is beautiful and the castle grants material wishes. It also provides a magic journal to every resident that allows everyone to communicate with each other like a two-way radio.

Comments

[mistconduct]

Yeah, right. You're a shit-bag who can't even think up an original goddamn name, let alone a theme! What were you going for, Mighty Ducks, Quack Back?

Back up. Back the fuck up!

[bigbadvigilante]

Hey man, no names better than a crap name. I mean Motherfucker, seriously?

[Okay, Okay. He's backing up nice and slow, right toward that hockey puck that he originally shot at Chris. For someone with a two guns pointed at him, Casey didn't seem too worried. He's been desensitized by all the mutant and robo-ninja battles.]

...I was going for Jason Voorhees meets Insane Clown Posse, but the Ducks are cool too.

[mistconduct]

Yes, seriously, asshole! That's the name that strikes fear into the hearts of every goddamn New Yorker from Queens to New Jersey!

[Chris, through sheer power of non-observation, does not notice how close Casey is getting to his weapon. He thinks guns are the be-all, end-all of combat, even as he lies on his back]

Well, you failed. Good job, dick. Now keep walking.

[bigbadvigilante]

Really? Then why ain't I ever heard of ya before? Maybe you aren't as scary as your moms been telling you?

[Casey does indeed keep backing up until he gets to that puck, the moment he does he's wind his stick back and hit the puck as hard as he can. If he's lucky, maybe it'll hit one of Chris' hands.]

Games not over 'till the ref blows the whistle!