paradisamemes | Mar. 5th, 2012

THE PARADISA MANLY RATING TEST

It's that time of year again guys!

Have you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the castle? Well now through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is!

Simply reply with your character answering the following questions and their final score (please make sure to show the answers to each question as well so we know which questions got a yes). Each question is worth 1 point with twenty points possible in all (as well as four bonus points!). Female characters are more than welcomed to participate in this as well since manliness is hardly limited to a single sex!

Once people posts their answers, other people can comment either ICly or OOCly to your character to remark on their score. Meanwhile I'll be keeping a tally here for which characters score where.

THE QUESTIONS
Remember, 1 point per question with 20 points possible (and 4 bonus points!)

1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well):
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!)
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?:
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?:
25. Can you tie a tie?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 
20. Do you like steak?:
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): 
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!)
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?:
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?:
25. Can you tie a tie?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/25

Good luck! THOUGH REAL MEN DON'T NEED IT!

(*Note: Sample of Allen's voice - he's the one with the scar on his face)

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