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Meme: The Paradisa Manly Test

THE PARADISA MANLY RATING TEST

It's that time of year again guys!

Have you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the castle? Well now through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is!

Simply reply with your character answering the following questions and their final score (please make sure to show the answers to each question as well so we know which questions got a yes). Each question is worth 1 point with twenty points possible in all (as well as four bonus points!). Female characters are more than welcomed to participate in this as well since manliness is hardly limited to a single sex!

Once people posts their answers, other people can comment either ICly or OOCly to your character to remark on their score. Meanwhile I'll be keeping a tally here for which characters score where.

THE QUESTIONS
Remember, 1 point per question with 20 points possible (and 4 bonus points!)

1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well):
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!)
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?:
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?:
25. Can you tie a tie?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 
20. Do you like steak?:
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): 
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!)
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?:
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?:
25. Can you tie a tie?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/25

Good luck! THOUGH REAL MEN DON'T NEED IT!

(*Note: Sample of Allen's voice - he's the one with the scar on his face)

CURRENT RESULTS
Kara: 29
William: 29
Alleyne: 26
Gwaine: 26
Maladict: 26
York: 26
Zoe: 25
Connor: 25
Fenris: 24.5
Zelos: 24.25
Isabela: 24
Vereesa: 24
Zelman: 24
Daniel: 23.5
Durge: 23.5
James: 23
Max: 23
Tess: 23
Xena: 23
Helen: 22.5
Duke: 22
Eleven: 22
Renee: 21.5
Apollo: 21
Hattori: 21
Sam: 21
Shizuru: 21
Nepeta: 20
Sherlock: 20
Tres: 20
Amelia: 19
Gren: 19
John Watson: 19
Luna: 19
Natsuki: 18.5
Delta: 18
River: 18
Sayaka: 18
Haymitch: 17.5
Peter: 17.5
Ino: 17
Phoebe: 17
Mycroft: 16.5
Conan: 16
Laura: 16
Senri: 16
Stefan: 16
Felix: 15
Galadriel: 15
Crowley: 14.5
Catelyn: 14
Phoenix: 13.5
Neal: 12.5
Dainn: 12
Estelle: 12
Christina: 11
Wheatley: 11
Dextera: 10.5
Goku: 10.5
Ed: 10
Nora: 10
Spike: 9.5
Adachi: 8.5
Himari: 7
Kitty: 6.5
Rue: 6
Rarity: 3.5
Twilight Sparkle: 3.5
Emil: 3

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. Has been laid.: Yes!
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yup!
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Hells yes
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Sooometimes? 1/2 point.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Only always
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: YES! He has a scar over his nose after his fight with 01 - getting beaned with the roasary.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): No.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Ahaha no.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Nope
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: No.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: No.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): THE BENTLEY IS MANLY. No? Damn :(
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No
20. Do you like steak?: Yes!
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): No. Demons can't dance at all.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) YES! For six thousand years, bitches.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: No
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Not really
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Nooo
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes?

FINAL SCORE: 14 1/2/25

Edited 2012-03-06 01:02 (UTC)

Wait, wait! Crowley can dance!

It's only angels that can't dance. Except for Aziraphale, who can... foxtrot? Demons that saunter vaguely downward could totally, given the chance, dance. How could he be less cool in that department than the Angel?

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mal_addict - 2012-03-06 20:05 (UTC) - Expand

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fishy_go_byebye - 2012-03-06 20:07 (UTC) - Expand

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): YEP
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes!
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Very much so!
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Nah, she's silent.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: YEP.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: And how.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: HAHAHA YES.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes!
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Definitely from the war
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): She can use a gun.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: yep!
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): ...no :(
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yep.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: She is leaf on the wind. Watch her soar.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yep.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Yes.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): She never wears them, so this is a no.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes!
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): ...probably not.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) THE ULTIMATE WITH MAL.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: YEP
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Hell yeah.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Probably.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Very much so!

FINAL SCORE: 26/25

River is 18. Are you proud?

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes
4. Is stoic about grievances.: In public (attempts)
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: What is staying where you're supposed to be?
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes?
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Does not watch chick flicks? OFTEN
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: HALF (headcanon scar somewhere)
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): YES!
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) ... EVERYONE STOP HITTING ON HER GDI (hah)
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No... not usually
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Morning? PFF
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Half
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Half
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: YES

FINAL SCORE: 22.5/20

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): ...
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: YES
4. Is stoic about grievances.: No
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): YES
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: YES
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Attempt to
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Haha no
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): No
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: No
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Sometimes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): No
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Yes. HEY BETTY
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Nooooo
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: No

FINAL SCORE: 11/25

1. Has been laid.: Keeping your virginity tightly sealed a thousand years is manly, right? Dammit Alleyne
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Fuck yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yeah
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Alleyne invented stoic
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): She'll grade your ass a failure and stamp it on you
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yup
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Eri Kitamura sounds like she's gargling whiskey and gravel so yeah
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Correct
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Obtainer of many deep cuts and broken bones since arriving. Her nose has been broken at least 3 times this past year.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Martial arts master and staff wielder, can teach people to use swords without touching one herself
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Is survivalist incarnate
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: She loves kicking people in the head/from above
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): ....Can I get a half point for making an elf pube joke? Judges? No? Aww darn.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: She's lived in a forest over a thousand years.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yup
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yup
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Giant tusked boars are superior
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Leaf thong trumps you all
20. Do you like steak?: I bet she butchers her own and trims the fat neatly
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Sadly I do not think elven dexterity covers this!
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) At this point I think that's the only subset of romance she's gonna get
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Come here and taste this jerky I'm drying in the open air
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Don't see why not

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Elf pride 4 lyfe
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Hi
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: What do you think
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Look Alleyne invented this song just give me all the points

FINAL SCORE: 26/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes!
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: No :(
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yep, hates them.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Yes...it's why she had her sword.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes!
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes!
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Brock is her forever bromance.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes

FINAL SCORE: 26/25

DAYUM GIRL now we see who wears the pants in this relationship

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mal_addict - 2012-03-24 17:47 (UTC) - Expand

1. Has been laid.: Hahaha oh yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yep!
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: 3/4 of a point. He whines about shallow stuff, but is crazy stoic about actual problems.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): YEP. You earn an achievement if you let Zelos talk enough in battle sdfkjlsd.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yep!
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Does this to the King back home on the regular.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yeah he don't care.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope. Guy heals up any scars he could get because he's shallow.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): He uses a sword!
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Nope, there is no fishing sidegame in TOS :(
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: potentially yes- 1/2 point!
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Nope.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Believe it or not, yes. He does this at one point.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Hell yeah.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: So long as he doesn't have to go up against Colette...yes.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): airship! Or...flying snowmobile is probably a better description.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): AHEM I THINK SO YES.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) ...No :( Curse you chronic flirting and subtext!!
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: That's how he learned!
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Have you seen his hair? No.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yep!
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yep!
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: VERY MUCH SO.

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 24.25/25

Edited 2012-03-06 16:38 (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): ...Probably not.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes! Thank you, elf biology!
4. Is stoic about grievances.: .5 Stoic for the most part with random bouts of melancholy/singing
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Probably not
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes. And it is sexy.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: I can't imagine that she would.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Can use a sword/bow and arrows if she has to!
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: I'm guessing no.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Nope
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): LOL NOPE
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yeah, probably
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Probably not
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes!
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): White gowns ftw
20. Do you like steak?: I'm gonna say no. I imagine she doesn't mind it, but I picture her preferring lighter things.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Elves win at dancing.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) ...no
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: .5...sometimes?
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: With that hair? I'm saying no.
25. Can you tie a tie?: What's a tie?

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Elf! So yes!
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Physical force? No.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: HELL YES.

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 15/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yep.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Uhuh.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yeah.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): He can but he doesn't usually.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: He's try.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: No.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: He's more a Scorses fan.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope. Scars disappear.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): He's resourceful.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Hunting. Yes.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Nope.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No?
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: He could probably. He'd try, anyway.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Maybe not without superpowers.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): No.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): He can.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): ...No.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) No. He doesn't have friends that are that good.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: No... Gels his hair.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes!

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes.

FINAL SCORE: 16/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): No.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Nope.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): ... Yes.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: ... No.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: ... No.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): ... I'll give this a half.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: LOL No.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: ... No.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Yes.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Yes.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: No.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes!

FINAL SCORE: 12.5/25

1. Has been laid.: hehehehehe fuck yes B)
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Damn straight
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Oh yeah
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Y e p
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): All the damn time
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Considering he calls Arthur "princess" to his face…
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: He'd tell 'em to fuck off. With a smile.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: And it has a beautiful accent too~
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Hasn't seen them yet, but probably not.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: His body is perfect, which makes it more badass and no one can convince me otherwise.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): He carries a sword around everywhere.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: In both!
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: More gutting. So no.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Y e p
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Of course
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: And snark at them too!
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yep
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): And he can fall of a horse while remaining manly
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): OH YEAH. I'VE SEEN HIM IN PINK.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Jagger has the moves like Gwaine.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) …fuck this question and the high horse it rode in on B|
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: There's another way to cook?
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: If whoever is dressing him isn't taking bitchy pills at the time...
25. Can you tie a tie?: After his loss, yes! Not that he uses them.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes ~~like I'm really answering any of these in the negative~~

FINAL SCORE: 26/25

Edited 2012-03-06 01:16 (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: NO HE'S A BABY YOU SICKOS
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): No.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: No.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: No.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes!
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes!
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: No
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: No, ew girls stuff.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): No.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): HE HAS NO HAIR HE'S A DRAGON
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes!
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: No
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): See icon.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes!
20. Do you like steak?: MEAT IS MURDER D:
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes!
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Does Twilight count? 1/2
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes!

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: No

FINAL SCORE: 9.5/25

Edited 2012-03-06 01:15 (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: (GDF HEADCANON) Yes. (thanks to his suit...which he lost in coming to Para but the scars are there)
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes (he's not very good at it but yes)
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Yes
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes (Thank you Victorian heritage)
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): ...Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) YES
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: No
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No >>
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes

FINAL SCORE: 23/25

Edited 2012-03-06 01:19 (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: NO
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): NO
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: NO
4. Is stoic about grievances.: NO
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): YES
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Maybe
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: No
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: No
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): No
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: No
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Sometimes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): No
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No
20. Do you like steak?: No
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) No
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: No

FINAL SCORE: 6.5/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I'm going to guess yes on this one.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: ...probably.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): nope
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Lol, can't imagine it.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Do the scars on her hands count? Then, yes!
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Nope
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: nope
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: nope
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): nope
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Uh, probably not alone. Or at least not alone for very long.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: no
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): yes
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Again, medieval gowns, people.
20. Do you like steak?: yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): ...no
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) no
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Her definition of cooking involves asking the servants to do it.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: yes?
25. Can you tie a tie?: What's a tie?

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: no
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: no
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: no
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: no

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 14/25

1. Has been laid.: ...Define Laid.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): How about using the floor?
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: HAHAHA...ha... um no.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes!
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes he can!
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: He's an angry guy, probably.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: YES. Wheatley doesn't KITCHEN.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Nope. Pokerface. Human interactions bore him.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: HES BEEN TO SPACE OKAY.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Nope!
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: What's that?
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Maybe... symbolically?
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
CHEST HAIR.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
Lmfao NO
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
NOPE.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
He can, but he probably wouldn't think of using his strength and would loose miserable.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): HE CAN DRIVE A LABORATORY... to the ground.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): So... so badass.
20. Do you like steak?: No. He doesn't like eating human food.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): NO.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) NO.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: People on fire.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes!
25. Can you tie a tie?: YES!

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: When running away.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: ...Um...
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: That... sounds nice to be.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Oh yes.

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 11/25

OUCH.
The tests are rigged.
This is manliness by human standards.

1. Has been laid.: NO
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: No
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): No
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: No
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: NEVER SEEN ONE
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Yes
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Yes
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: No
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: No
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) KAYLEE
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: NO
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes (used to)

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: YES
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: YES
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: YES
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: YES

FINAL SCORE: 18/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes
4. Is stoic about grievances.: HE'S STOIC ABOUT EVERYTHING
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: HE HAS THE DEEPEST VOICE
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: He is covered in scars.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Swords, greataxes and giant maces
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Yes
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No, elves can't grow much haaair.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Moooost of the time 1/2
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): No
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): No
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Isabela!
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: LOL WHAT'S A TIE

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes

FINAL SCORE: 24.5/25

Edited 2012-03-06 01:21 (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): HELL YES
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: YES
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: lmao. Of course not.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: nope
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): HELL YES
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: yep
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Not usually
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Nope
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yep
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yep
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yep
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yep
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): YEP. Has impersonated a princess.
20. Do you like steak?: Yep
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yep.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) ...what is not having subtext? That's possible?
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes!
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes!
25. Can you tie a tie?: What's a tie?

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: YES
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Not really

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 23/25

XENA IS SO MANLY. /uses boobs icon

1. Has been laid.: Nope.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Does whining so loudly everyone gives up and leaves count as handling yourself ...
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Nope.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Noooo
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Not really.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Nope.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Nope
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Nope
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Nope
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: ... Nope
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Nope
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Yes, her tail ;D
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: ... probably not
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Nope
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Nope
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): she IS a horse ...
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): KIND OF?
20. Do you like steak?: Nope
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Nope
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) No
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Oh god no
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: LOL no way
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes!

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: No ....

FINAL SCORE: 3.5?/25 SHE IS A LADY

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yep.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: A half, because she would if it was Clark, but otherwise IDK.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yes.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: A half because I'm pretty sure she does, but she doesn't ... do that stuff, she's an environmentalist.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: ... Yes.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): ... Yes.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes, she could. She wouldn't but she could.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): Yes.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) No.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: No.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: No.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes.

FINAL SCORE: 23/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): No
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: No
4. Is stoic about grievances.: No
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: YES
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: What are chick flicks
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): No
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE IT ON HER HEAD
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: No
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): No
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) No
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Verbally yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes (internal)
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: No

FINAL SCORE: 16/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes and is presently too :3
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yup
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes :|
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yup
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Yes >:|
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Yes
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes it's his job
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes (Viper pilot :3)
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes
20. Do you like steak?: Yes
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): No
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Yes
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Yes
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No (old man :|)
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yes (..are we talking yelling? We're going with his vocal ability yes)
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes

FINAL SCORE: 29/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Not really
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Nope
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: .... they're about equal
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth):Yes
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: ... sometimes
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Nope
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes always ...
20. Do you like steak?: Not really
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): No
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) Yes
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: ... It can?
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?:No
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: YES
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: yes
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: YES ...
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: nope.

FINAL SCORE: 17/25

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: ...Yeah, no.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): YES.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Of course he would.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: He hardly watches movies!
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Yes. He has also died a lot of times.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yuup.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: ...Yeah.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): HE DID HAVE A BEARD AT THE BEGINNING OF SEASON NINE. That has been shaved. SO half a point.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes. Even if sometimes he will talk more.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Um. Most likely. I MEAN HAVE YOU LOOK AT HIS ARMS? Half a point.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Yes.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
21. Do you move like Jagger? (aka you can dance REALLY well): HAHHAAHA, no.
22. Involved in a true bromance?: (no romantic subtext allowed!!) YES HE IS.
23. Does your definition of cooking involve an open flame outdoors?: Probably not. He doesn't cook.
24. Takes less than thirty minutes to get ready every morning?: Yes.
25. Can you tie a tie?: Yes.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: YES
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: OH YES
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: DAMN STRAIGHT
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: HELL YES

FINAL SCORE: 23.5/25

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